doing horribly

with my diet and exercise. this whole week i have eaten so badly. and barely done any exercise. fuq. i need to be serious so that i can look super cool like my eyebrows. and also be as skinny as them. and stop spending money. okay. goals:

tan
skinny
long hair [check]
save 150 bucks every paycheck
eat less.better.
run my ass off, but keep my ass toned.